What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 23:56

After a few moments he returns.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Can people who have never met you tell if you are a covert narcissist?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Sure no problem officer.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
How do you go about getting invited to an orgy?
HELLO
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Is it okay for my husband to help other ladies without telling me?
{RING} {RING}
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
How conservative the Japanese people really is? And the government?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Yes sir it is.